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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 30.06.2025 08:13

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Loons and Moons

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

share office space ...

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Nuts and Butts

So they tried

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So, the docs changed it to read

No go.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

They put up a sign reading

No way

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Freaks and Cheeks

Thumbs down again.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

If gays can get married, why can't I marry my dog or a cheeseburger?

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Another attempt resulted in ...

What are the reasons behind Europeans preferring to visit third world countries over taking holidays in their own continent?

Still no good.

Unacceptable again!

Then came..

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Just Forget it!

Hysterias & Posteriors

Everyone loved it.

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No, not a chance

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