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Last Updated: 30.06.2025 08:13

Loons and Moons
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Inside ‘Inside the NBA’ Transition to ESPN - Front Office Sports
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
How do you respond to "I don't like you anymore"?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Nuts and Butts
So they tried
So, the docs changed it to read
No go.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
They put up a sign reading
No way
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Freaks and Cheeks
Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
If gays can get married, why can't I marry my dog or a cheeseburger?
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good.
Unacceptable again!
Then came..
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Just Forget it!
Hysterias & Posteriors
Everyone loved it.
Children of slain Minnesota lawmaker Melissa Hortman: 'We are devastated' - ABC News
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives